小姐 这里是自个儿的城市,家里迎来了三个猫主子

作为一名成年龄资历深狗奴,小编没悟出笔者有朝十六日竟然栽在了猫主子手里!╮( ̄▽ ̄)╭

Illumination! Illumination!

如今欣赏养猫的意中人更多了,猫很独立,也不用溜,这可能就是猫星人越来越吃香的原故呢。喜欢家狗和小猫的恋人应该各有独家的说辞,明日屯长选用了贰个国外漫戏剧家通过协调的画笔来的确反应猫和狗的区分是不是和您内心中答案1致?

喜剧是那般产生的……

I’ve lived in this city all my life.

Cats Vs Dogs: 5 Differences

曾几何时,作者也是壹枚坚定的狗奴,最爱大金毛和喜乐蒂,梦寐不忘一贯想养两条每二拾十二三十日抱着玩。不过,工作缘故产生时间无从稳定(从前自个儿在投资银行IBD搬砖,以往在做机构注入资金,工时进而项目走,加班习感觉常),再增加为了工作惠及直接住在了市焦点金融区步行十分钟的旅舍,家里空间小,左近能给家狗玩乐的绿茵少。为了家狗的健康成长,笔者忍着直接没养狗,偶尔照顾下朋友的狗,聊以慰藉。

I’m Max.

猫 VS 狗 : 5大区别

唯独二〇一九年新禧,各类阴差阳错,家里迎来了三个猫主子,名字为Akari。

And I’m the luckiest dog in New York

There’s a never ending battle between what’s better cats or dogs, and
Moscow-based artist Bird Born’s illustrations will probably add even
more fuel to the fire. He decided to show 5 major differences between
our beloved four-legged friends.

不精通几人和自小编同壹,在接触猫此前,对它们并未有稍微精通。笔者对猫的回忆,一句话能够描绘,胖并傲娇着。比如很著名的日本猫叔。

because of her.

有关毕竟猫和狗哪个人更加好的战役一贯尚未停过,一人伊斯坦布尔的书法大师通过祥和的画笔更能在这几个事件上“无理取闹”。他调节呈现出陆大主导分裂在大家的四条腿朋友们。

只是和Akari接触下来的这大3个月,笔者稳步爱上了猫那一个傲娇的海洋生物!每一日睡前,起床后,逮着机会的时候就把他拎过来狠狠吸壹把,那味道……

That’s Katie.

The illustrator depicts cats as a bit on the dark side, however we can’t
judge him! It might come from the artist’s personal experience as he
owns two of them. Whatever the case, he seems to belight-hearted about
it.

ヾ(◍°∇°◍)ノ゙

Katie and I…

那么些图片把猫画的进一步邪恶,但我们也无法推断他!那应当是发源书法大师自身的私人住房经历,因为他既养猫又养狗。无论怎么,他看起来到感到无所谓。

而是和情人聊天,笔者能体味到大家对养狗司空眼惯,但对于养猫,繁多人不甚掌握。由此作者打算分享小编总括的那十一条和养狗比起来,养猫猫的补益,让我们都询问一下主人公的魔力!

Well, we have the perfect relationship.

We personally think that both dogs and cats are the most wonderful pets;
but as they say, different strokes for different folks.

一. 铲屎君比捡屎君要轻便

We met a few years ago.

咱俩都觉着狗和猫是最完美的宠物,但是俗话说得好,萝卜黄芽菜各有所爱。

1度帮朋友看管过1段时间她的狗。那是八个冷冰冰的冬季,特别在枫树叶子国那一个冬日能把你耳朵冻掉的国度。小编每日中午伍点爬起来,花四四分钟走到方今的花园遛狗。天天收工回家,还要再遛五次。每当在那呼啸的冷风里捡着狗的屎粑粑,笔者的心……(╥╯^╰╥)

免费 小狗

NO.1

Akari也是在二个冷冰冰的冬日赶来小编家的。作者天天都干了啥?正是和他一齐在民宅,抱着她吸。小编给她整了三个浮华封闭式高档洗手间,毫无差距味,每隔一天把猫砂壹换,轻轻便松!

And, boy, let me tell ya,

作为养猫的本人,深有同感,甚至在自小编办公室的时候还要趴在自身计算机上!

二. 您见过遛狗的,但您见过遛猫的吧?

we got along right away.

NO.2

小狗们精力旺盛,必要奔跑才具消耗,这也是从它们健康角度思量。不过小猫们,假如您不想遛,就在家舒舒服服地和它们一同躺着吧。只要您姿势摆对了,他们会很乐于躺在你身上和你一头看一上午肥皂剧哟!当然想遛猫的童鞋也是能够选择遛的,毕竟主子也是索要活动的嘛!

It was one of those relationships

您归家相对爱理不理的正是小猫啦,但是笔者家的幸而哦!

3. 猫咪是沉声静气的动物

where you just know.

NO.3

信任本身,纵然家狗们活泼可爱,
但当您需求在家安静的办事学习时,一只跳来蹦去的狗真的会让你抓狂的。猫猫有它们本人的生存,即使您须要安静,它们不会来骚扰您。二〇一九年自作者养猫的时候,也正值备考CFA金融分析师的末尾顶尖考试。在本人考下5日在家突击学习的时候,Akari给了作者相对的恬静空间(唯有2回他无聊了,为了抓住小编的集中力在自个儿身后撕了自个儿一张纸……)。俺也如愿考过了!(此处应该掌声!)

And get this!

猫猫爱上床睡觉,然后会攻占你的绝大多数铺位,并留住本身的猫毛……

4. 猫猫们还很干净

She was looking for a roommate. And so was I!

NO.4

先前帮人养狗的时候,我每种礼拜都给狗洗一下澡。不过黄狗们太过奔放,刚洗完澡去溜一圈回来,浑身壹股“狗味”。相比Akari,笔者就很少给他洗澡,因为猫咪来讲,不可能给她洗太频仍澡。然则不管什么日期抱起她,她老是很好闻!当然那也给本身惯出了无妨撸猫吸猫的疾病……

So I just moved in that same day.

恐怕养狗的情人们感动越来越深,越发是养三傻的(萨摩耶,哈士奇,阿拉斯加)!

伍. 小猫是室内动物

It was perfect.

NO.5

若是您的上学职业很忙 (比如像本身那样),养猫相对更合乎您!

We’ve been together ever since…

把你当主人的是狗,把您当仆人的是猫!

六. 你可以说猫傲娇,但本身管那叫独立

Katie would do anything for me.

小说有屯长亲自翻译,假若喜欢,欢迎转载打赏哦!

猫相对是个单身的动物,它们得以和您玩,也足以自嗨,吃喝拉撒也不供给你想念。Akari每日活动自觉的进餐,喝水,上洗手间,玩玩具和给协调洗澡。只有在吃完了盆子里的猫粮,而自身又忘记给她加粮的时候,才会把她爪子踩在小编脸上叫作者给她加餐。

And I’m her loyal protector.

小说和图片来自互连网

o(*≧▽≦)ツ

Our love is…

7. 在于你养的猫的种类,但猫一般未有狗掉毛掉的多!

How do I put this?

小编耿耿于怀的大金毛儿和喜乐蒂都是出了名的掉毛。作者估摸笔者要养了她们,那每一日家里估算跟下雪了貌似。然则Akari便是短毛猫,基本不怎么掉毛,用刷子刷也不会刷出许多毛。每一日我家扫地机器人Roomba1扫,干干净净!(聊到那时候想插一句,扫地机器人正是懒人的人烟必备良品,今后早就和洗烘一体机,全自动洗碗机一齐被作者供上神探!找天测验评定下!)

Our love is stronger than words.

八. 养猫,经济实用!

Or shoes.

唯其如此说,狗砸们即便可爱,那花起钱来也是杠杠的!吃的方面并非说,八只大金毛就能把你吃停业。家狗假设有个三长两短,那医药费大约是直击你的道德底线。朋友家的金毛(对又是那货!),食物中毒,在医务室花了整个二万美金才救回来。

It’s me and Katie.

设若您以为怕小狗生大病招不住,买个宠物有限协理是最便捷的。但是朋友家小型泰迪,每一个月保障费将在100法郎,诸多连串还不保。但不给她上保障吗,到时候弄出几单上万的医药费,辛劳累苦上班一年都白干了。而且狗砸活泼,随地乱跑乱吃,那受到损伤可能率直线回涨。

Katie and me.

Akari也惹过事情(也是乱吃),不过他保障费只要二伍法郎一个月,依旧得以接受的。而且猫主子吃的也少啊,一大袋猫粮,够吃四个月的了。换来金毛,半个月都够呛!

Us against the world.

九. 猫猫寿命较长

I wouldn’t go so far as to call us soul mates,

其一很不幸,是客观因素。

even though any sane person who saw us would.

大狗寿命十-12年,黑狗12-1五年,但猫主子呢?

There’s just one little problem.

高达20年!

Pretty much every day…

10. 倘使您也住在饭店里,那么猫主子,你值得全部!

Come on, Max.

前面早已说了,在此之前本人没养狗的主因正是 — 穷!

…she leaves.

嘿嘿,不是,是本人住的地方供不下啦!(画外音:其实还不是因为穷!)但Akari只需求有四个相当的小的睡眠的地点,壹间小酒店的上空绰绰有余。

I’ll see you tonight.

11. 懒人福音:猫猫不需求锻炼!

Sometimes I try stuff to get her to stay.

朋友家亲朋好友刚领回来一支胖嘟嘟的柴犬,贼拉摄人心魄!但她们哭诉说,黄狗刚领回家就在在屋里尿了叁回了。他们品尝想教育他去院子里解决,无果。那已因而了3个月了,小编晓得他们还挣扎在DogPotty
Training 10壹。

Okay.

╮(╯﹏╰)╭

Sit.

你说说,若是她们领了只猫,事情就便于多了是或不是?再小的猫都知道该去哪里“消除”。当然你或者须要练习一下他们不用跳到厨台或咬电线,可是也就仅此而已了。是或不是很轻便?

Spin.

末尾总结

Speak.

装有的小动物都以值得被热爱的,不管是猫主子还是狗儿砸。

Okay. That’s a good boy.

但在你决定领回家一个小生命从前,请务必做好功课,以及要预备承担照顾他们的任务。

But it never works.

左右笔者对此领回家三只狗砸那件事,照旧贼心不死。

Where is she going?

可是借使你也像本身那么忙,那么先选取抱回叁个呼噜呼噜叫的猫咪咪,也是3个正确的选用啊!

What could she possibly be doing?

Oh, I miss her so much.

那篇小说最早发表于自家的民用博客,不过是全英文的,哈哈,读起来可能有个别讨厌。作者找了个机会再一次拿普通话写了二遍,不是翻译啊!英文全文也沾满,供大家参考。

Oh my! She’s back!

中文—> English

Forgot my phone.

In all honesty I was a dog person 100% (they’re just too cute!), but now
I know that cats can be just as adorable and make great companions
(little kids). It also helps that Akari grew up to be extremely loving,
attached to people, and the cutest thing in the world!! So for all you
dog readers, I encourage you to take a second look with an open heart
toanother possible ball of furry love in your life.

What took so long? Why did you…

1. Scooping is Better than Picking up Fresh Hot Poo

Oh, come on!

At the time I knew I wanted a pet, I was working in investment
banking full-time and wasn’t confident I could walk a dog three times
aday. Cats are able to go do their business in the litter box and I can
scoop it out whenever it’s convenient. I ended up working 12-18
hourshifts and was completely swamped so this was a much better
decision. I can’t imagine walking the dog an hour multiple times a day
through rain, or shine, or snow with such a busy schedule.

Oh!

2. Cats (Mostly) Don’t Need to be Walked

I miss her so much.

Unless you have a bengal or savannah cat, you probably don’tneed to walk
them if you don’t want to (although it’s still encouraged!).Personally I
try to walk my cat a few times a week just so she can get somefresh air
and eat some grass along the way.

Bye, Gidget. Be a good doggy.

3. Cats are (Mostly) Quiet

Hey, Max.

I do enjoy a bark or woof at times, but when you live in an apartment
(no pets in dorms) it’s easier and more acceptable to have a cat.

Hey, Gidget.

4. Cats are Clean

Any plans today?

Every time I smell Akari, she always smells so good!!! I rarely give her
a bath (help control shedding. no hair balls so far!) and she still
smells great. That’s because cats lick themselves everyday, but dogs
don’t. I have a lot of friends with dogs and as cute as they are, they
still have a strong smell even after they took a bath the day before.

Uh, yes.

5. Cats can be Indoor Only

Big, big stuff today, Gidget. I got big plans.

Keeping cats indoors is encouraged just because there are a lot of
things that can happen if you let your cat outside unsupervised. Also if
you have a busy life or you enjoy Netflix more than the great outdoors,
cats are perfect!

I’m gonna sit here, and I’m gonna wait for Katie to come back.

6. Cats are I-n-d-e-p-e-n-d-e-n-t

Oh, that sounds exciting.

Often times people see this as a con because they interpret it as
unloving. But when I’m doing something, I don’t want an overly excited
dog jumping on me, constantly trying to lick my face. Akari is more than
happy to sit right next to me and ask for a belly rub. Cats can be left
alone for most of the day when you go out to work too and when you come
home your place won’t be a mess.

Well, I won’t interrupt.

7. Cats Don’t Shed as Much

I’ve got a very busy day, too.

Even though I brush Akari’s fur to help prevent hair balls,she doesn’t
shed much if any. Dogs are known for shedding even if they have short
hair. Brushing is still mandatory for them.

瘦猫

8. Cats Cost Less than Dogs

给你

Whether it’s a visit to the veterinarian, food, or even pet insurance,
dogs just cost more.

Here you go. See you later, Chloe.

9. Cats Generally Live Longer

MAN 13 Bye, Peppy.

Depending on the dog you have or are interested in (mutt or purebred for
example) can depend on the average lifespan. However ingeneral, indoor
cats live longer than dogs.

So long, Mel.

10. Cats Don’t Need Much Space

Bye, Sweetpea.

Unless you have a small dog, it could be difficult to raise your pet in
a studio apartment downtown somewhere. But regardless of where you live,
cats don’t need a lot of space. Akari just needs a window or a lap to
sleep on.

See you, Gino.

11. Kittens Don’t Need to be Trained

– Bye, Mr. Wiggles. – So long, pal.

Puppies are notoriously known for “rough” behaviorin the early years
because they need to be disciplined on where to go to the bathroom and
what not to chew. Now kittens still need some behavioral adjustment like
not to jump on countertops (if that’s what you want) or not tochew on
cables (not all cats do this including Akari). However overall I would
say that kittens require very little training. If there is a litter
around,they already go there once they find it. For Akari I just needed
her off the countertops to be safe from the stove. And for fun I taught
her how to sit and give me her paw on command.

I’ll miss you, Shelly!

In Conclusion. . .

Later, Runty.

Akari is adopted and extremely loving. In fact all animals deserve a
loving home. So whether you choose a cat or dog, be sure to research all
you need to know so you can accept the huge responsibility of caring for
another life. I still adore dogs and would like one when I am confident
I can fulfill their needs on a daily basis, but if you are like me and
work a lot, sometimes staying at home with a purring kitty is a nice
stress reliever.

Bye, everyone.

Bye.

宠物当家

Mmm.

黄狗美食

You be a good boy, Leonard.

Hey, Max.

Hey, Chloe, do you ever wonder where they go during the day?

Do you know what? I just…

I don’t really care.

Maybe that’s what it’s like for you,

but Katie and I have a different relationship.

You’re a cat. So maybe that’s why.

Because nobody could ever love a cat the way they love a dog.

I’m just saying. Maybe that’s why.

Whatever you need to tell yourself.

Hey! Morning, Max!

MAXI Hey, GUYS-

What’s up, Sweetpea?

Hey, Mel, where you been, man?

Oh! Get this!

Last Sunday, my owner feeds me a small white pill, right?

I start to feel a little groggy.

The next thing I know, I wake up, I’m in the sky!

Wait a minute. The sky?

Yeah. There are suitcases everywhere. I’m locked up in a crate.

Come on. There are suitcases in the sky?

So, I pass out from fear, and when I wake up

I’m in Florida.

Um. This did not happen.

I will never eat a pill like that again.

Unless it’s covered in peanut butter.

Because, I mean, come on! Right? It’s peanut butter!

Hey, guys.

Oh, hey, Norman.

You still looking for your apartment?

Yeah. Going on three weeks now.

Is this the second or the third floor?

I don’t know any numbers, but, uh, you don’t live here.

Ah! Pellets!

Well, see you guys later.

You know what? You can do it!

He can’t do it.

Buddy! There you are.

Did you find it?

You know I did.

就在那边 !

Ball!

Ball, ball, ball!

Katie’s gonna be so excited!

This is exactly like the one she lost!

I mean, look at it!

It’s round. It fits in my mouth.

ALL; Ball!

Ooh!

There is no other ball in the city

like this one ball, guaranteed. Whoa!

This is the ball.

Hey. Katie!

I’m home, Max.

Hey, Maximilian.

How was your day, buddy?

That’s a good boy.

Oh, yes. I’m so psyched to see you too, buddy.

Okay, boy. Calm down, it’s okay.

Let’s all be calm.

Now, I have some big news.

I know this’ll take some getting used to,

but I think it’s gonna be a great thing in the long…

Oh!

Max, this is Duke.

He’s going to be your

brother.

No, Max.

It’s gonna be all right, Duke.

It’s okay.

Aww. See? He likes you.

Whoa!

AWW.

Yeah, that’s it, Duke. Take a look around.

I know, buddy. This is a lot to take in.

But he didn’t have a home.

So you and I are gonna have to take care of him.

Okay?

Oh, my gosh!

Duke found our lost ball!

What a great team we’re gonna be.

Love you, Maxie.

Love you, Duke.

Sleep tight, boys.

Psst.

Psst.

Hey. Little guy.

This place is so great!

Uh-huh. By the way…

That is one gorgeous bed.

Yeah, it’s okay.

Maybe we could share?

You know, one night you get the bed. The next night, I do.

That kind of thing.

You know, this bed is mine.

You? You get an old blanket.

That suits you.

You’re an old-blanket kind of a dog. on, WOW.

You are stubborn.

Hey, I get it. I’m stubborn, too.

But we gotta learn to get along. Wait. What are you…

I bet we can both fit in this bed if we really try.

Let me scoot on in there.

No, wait. Ah!

Perfect. This is comfy, right?

No, it is not.

I’m comfy.

Duke is just ruining our lives!

It’s an emergency that you get rid of this dog.

He stole my…

And he’s scary, and he’s frightening,

and he’s the death of all good things.

Aww. You little cutie pie.

We’ll play tomorrow, buddy,okay?

Okay, sleep well.

Are you trying to get rid of me?

Before I answer that…

I’d like to know how much you heard.

So, that’s how it’s gonna be, huh?

Oh, man, are you making me angry!

And when I get angry, I do this.

And I don’t want to do that.

I need this place.

And if it’s gonna come down to you or me…

It’s gonna be me.

Morning, Max!

Max! Max! What are you doing? Hi!

It’s me! Hi! Hi!

Chloe!

Chloe, Chloe! I got a bad situation.

Katie brought home a new dog from the pound.

She said he’s my brother. I don’t want a brother.

I don’t even have a bed now.

I’m sleeping on the floor, like a dog.

Why would Katie do this to me?

Because she’s a dog person, Max.

And dog people do weird, inexplicable things.

Like they get dogs instead of cats.

Okay, please don’t start now, Chloe.

That is not helping.

Max? Come on, I’m your friend.

Okay? And as your friend, I gotta be honest with you.

I don’t care about you or your problems.

But if you don’t do something

about this guy, and soon,

your perfect little life with your dumb, bleh, human

is gonna be over, forever.

Forever?

Forever. Yeah, that’s what I just…

Why is this mouse on my paw still?

Look, if you really want to get your turf back

you’re gonna have to start acting like the alpha dog.

Right. Alpha dog.

I can do that.

Okay, okay. Please don’t go!

This time, really don’t go.

I’m running late. I gotta go. Wait, wait. Stay!

Stay for the trick. “Spin!” I’m doing “spin.”

You guys be good. I’ll see you later.

Wait. No, look…

Okay, Max.

Listen, Duke. I’m not sure if you’re aware,

but one of those food bowls, technically…

It’s reserved for…

I know, maybe you didn’t read the names, but…

That’s my bowl. Mmm.

I know that it… Hey…

I was just thinking, I don’t know,

maybe we could institute some ground rules.

I just thought that…

Or not. I don’t need a bowl.

Here again?

Rodent! Ah!

Oh, Duke.

Duke, Katie is not…

Katie’s gonna be so upset when she sees that.

Katie’s gonna flip out…

When she sees how you trashed her whole place.

Oh, it’s just one vase.

Is it, Duke? Is it?

Oh, that’s a shame.

What are you doing?

Whoa, what am I doing?

Nothing. I’m a cute little doggy.

Katie knows I wouldn’t do anything like this.

No, no. Whoa!

Mmm.

This could only be the work of a dangerous stray,

who hasn’t laid down a foundation of trust.

You’re the new dog.

And, Duke, what’d you go and do this for?

I’m gonna… What? Bite me?

Rip my face off?

Perfect. Wait till Katie finds out.

Oh! Help, Katie! Thank goodness you’re here.

I tried to stop him, but he’s crazy!

Now, sit.

Okay, okay, okay.

Lay down.

Good boy.

麦斯

Hi, Max.

Hey, Gidget.

Who’s your new roommate?

Is it a girl dog or a boy dog?

Not that I care. It doesn’t matter to me.

Oh, that’s nobody, Gidget. He’s just visiting.

Yeah, he’s gonna be gone soon.

狗公园

Hey, what’s up?

Oh, hi.

Your hat is the best hat I’ve ever seen.

Hey-

Uh, excuse me. Genius!

You forgot my leash.

Never mind.

Hey, fellas, how’s it…

Hey, fellas, how’s it…

Hey, fellas…

Oh, uh… Say, Duke…

Yes?

Be a good lad and bring me a stick, won’t you?

It would please me to chew on a stick just now.

You heard me. Fetch.

Nah,nah,nah,nah. Nah, not that one.

That one doesn’t please me.

Find a really good one, Duke.

Yeah, that’s it.

Hey, Max. Boy! Oh, wow.

There are a ton of sticks over here, Max!

You should come over and look at them.

Yeah, I wanna make sure I grab you the right one.

Well, that’s very, uh, thoughtful.

Look at all these sticks!

MAXI Whoa!

Help! Help!

Hey, did you hear that?

Butterfly!

Butterfly! Butterfly! Let’s get it!

Wha… What’s…

Huh?

Whoa!

Help! Help!

So long!

Don’t leave me here!

Didn’t have to be this way, Max.

Wait! No hard feelings!

Duke!

Please!

Oy!

What’s going on here?

Mind your own business. Oh, my gosh, what happened to you?

I had a fight. All right?

With a big, stupid dog.

He lost.

Oh, you’re headed into dangerous territory there, kitty-cat.

I’d watch your tone, sunshine.

You know what I’m gonna do?

I’m gonna cut you into string, ball you up,

and then bat you around for hours

in a game that only I understand.

杜克

Oh, very nice.

I’ll take that!

Wha…

Ooh! Ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

You want to start with me, little raisin?

Okay.

Get your umbrellas out, kitties,

because here they come!

The thunder and the lightning!

Right down on your face!

Gosh, there are a lot of you up there.

I’m talking about the thunder and the lightning that’s coming down

on all of your collective faces!

Attack on three…

Two…

I just remembered I gotta be somewhere!

That guy, huh? Am I right?

Okay. You know what? I’m just gonna…

No offense, but good-bye!

Whoa!

Whoa!

Hey!

You little…

Duke?

You came back?

Run!

It’s the po-po! Scram!

等等!

Wait!

Two, four, six, eight… Hmm…

See you tomorrow, Guillermo!

You know it.

Ten…

Eh, okay.

Right.

Uh-huh.

Sheez, did you see that?

Yeah, I saw it.

Throw it with your arm, you lazy weirdo!

I would not fetch that. I’m old-school.

Thanks a lot, Duke.

I don’t like to use this phrase

because it’s offensive to our kind,

but you are a bad dog!

Katie’s not going to like this.

I can’t go to the pound.

What? What’s wrong with you?

Well, Katie just…

She just got me out of the pound.

And if I go back…

Max, it’s the end of the line for me.

Yes! Mmm…

Why? Why?

What’s the matter, Maria?

Maria, your face,

it wears a thousand sorrows.

What is wrong?

Oh, I have come face-to-face

with the worst thing in the world.

What? Oh, tell me, Maria. Tell me now!

I cannot bear another moment without knowing!

Loneliness.

Max! Max!

Max? Huh?

Hey, I see you, squirrel!

This is not your area!

We marked that tree!

Don’t you try and hide! I can see… Oh!

What was that?

– How dare you! – Guys, where’s Max?

Nobody likes you, squirrels!

Guys, seriously, where is Max?

Calm down, girl. He’s right…

Huh. He is gone.

Oh, it’s fine.

I heard him screaming after he disappeared into those bushes.

Max is gone?

This is bad. This is so bad.

Maria, if he is your true love

you must go to him!

Save him! Save him!

Yes! Yes! Save my true love!

I’m coming, Max!

Hi, Chloe. If anyone asks,… –

I’m on my way to the roof to look for Max.

Okay, bye-bye.

Whoa. You see that?

Yeah, give me a second.

Oh! Hey, there, cute little bunny.

Whatcha doing in the middle of the road?

Bunny!

What’s going on?

What the…

Save yourself!

Shut it, human!

Let’s do this! Now!

Now! Yeah!

Get off me!

Wait up!

Get off me, pig!

Get off!

Ow! Ow!

Whoa…

What’s happening?

I don’t know!

Ripper! Ripper, where you at?

Let’s go, Ripper! I’m busting you outta here!.

The revolution has begun!

Liberated forever!

Domesticated never!

Yeah!

Who’s driving this thing?

Whoo!

Ha, ha!

Let’s go! Let’s go! Let’s go!

Who are you guys?

Huh? Who are we?

Who are we?

We are the Flushed Pets…

Thrown away by our owners

and now we are out for revenge!

It’s like a club,

but with biting and scratching.

Take us with you!

I don’t think so, pets.

Yeah, you got the stench of domestication all over you.

You chose your side. And now you’re gonna burn.

No! Stop! Who you calling “pets”?

I ain’t no pet! You got it all wrong!

We’re just like you guys. We hate humans.

Yeah! That’s right! Hate them.

Oh, man, don’t get me started on people. Am I right, Duke?

Yeah, that’s why we burned our collars, man!

We burned them to the ground!

And killed our owners!

Yeah… Wait a minute, that’s too far maybe?

No, they dig it.

Yes, we whacked them. Yeah, that’s right!

Bang, bang with our own paws!

If I had a dime for every owner I killed…

Oh. yeah!

I’d have a dime.

Because I just killed the one.

Ooh-whoo!

Oh, y’all cold-blooded.

Oh, man, you remind me of my boy, Ricky.

He died, though.

RIP, Ricky!

The truth is, the struggle could use some more muscle.

All right, look, I’ll tell you what.

We’ll bust the both of you out of here. But understand this.

From now on, you work for me.

That’s fine. Sounds like a fun challenge.

All right, guys, let’s do this!

To the sewers!

The sewers?

What are y’all waiting for? I’m not playing.

I said…

To the sewers!

Long live the revolution, suckers!

I can do it.

Oh!

Max?

Max?

Max.

Oh, where are you, Max?

Looks like you could use a little help.

Who said that?

Over here.

In this dark and foreboding shed.

Uh…

Hello?

I can see for miles.

If you let me out, I’ll find your friend.

Wow! Really?

Oh! You’re so sweet.

You’re sweet, too.

Thanks, stranger.

But not too sweet.

There’s also a salty, gamey thing going on.

Yeah, that’s me.

Come on, let’s get you out of that shed.

Yeah, that’s it.

Just step over the pile of bones.

Pile of bones. Okay, will do.

I sure hope Max is safe.

You’re a very thoughtful food.

“Food”? I didn’t say that. I said “friend.”

I meant food…

Ff lend.

You know what I meant.

I’m sure lucky I found you, uh…

Tiberius.

And, yes, this is a very good thing for you,

this whole “meeting me” thing.

Take off my hood.

Ah!

The chain!

Oh! You tried to eat me!

I’m sorry.

You should be sorry. You deserve to be locked up.

You’re a bad, bad bird.

I can’t help it. I was born with killer instincts.

That is just no excuse.

You’re right. Even for a predator, I’m selfish.

I’m a selfish predator.

It’s no wonder I have no friends.

Nobody.

This is hopeless.

Oh, don’t… There’s no need to cry.

I’m sorry that I yelled at you before.

Please, take off the chain.

This time I’ll help you. I promise.

Tiberius…

This is gonna sound completely horrible, but, um…

I don’t fully trust you.

Oh, no, no, no…

But, I guess everyone deserves a second chance.

And you are just a lonely, old bird.

And you do have weird manners

because you live in a weird shed on a roof.

So, I’ll tell you what. If you find Max…

I’ll be your best friend.

Best friend?

You and me?

Whoa!

Whoo!

Yes! That sounds nice.

Let’s do this.

Okay.

Ah…

So, what does this Max look like?

Brown and white.

He’s a short-hair, roguishly handsome.

He’s got a sparkle in his eye.

He sounds dreamy.

You have no idea.

I mean, what? Whatever. Shut up.

Mmm-mmm.

If my owner comes

put on the hood and pretend to be me.

Okay, thank you!

Ugh!

The smell is disgusting…

…ly good.

This is all so great.

Love it here.

What’s… The…

Pass… Word’?

Password?

Look! Look at me.

I am your leader.

The leader does not recite the password.

The leader makes up the password, idiots.

Everybody, I’m making up a new password right now.

The new password is…

“Don’t ask the leader for the password!”

Follow me.

Welcome to the underbelly, brothers.

Home of the Flushed Pets.

Brothers and sisters!

As you see,

I’ve returned from the surface with two new recruits.

These guys are owner-killers!

嘿!

Hey, hey! Settle down!

Guys, I want you to tell them how you did it.

Go ahead. Tell them the whole story

about how you took out your owner.

Don’t leave out nothing.

We love gory detail, here.

Oh, yeah! Tell us!

Right. So, tell them, Max.

Okay, so. I was like…

Well, we were like…

Take that! Yeah!

Stupid owner.

So, that’s who you’re dealing with.

That story bored me to death.

Boring!

Give us detail!

Okay. Max?

Okay, well, uh…

So, there’s this thing in the kitchen…

Yeah. Table!

It’s flat. Toaster!

And then round on just the end of it.

A Spoon?

Yes, a spoon! Exactly.

You can’t hurt someone with a spoon.

You scoop with a spoon.

How many people wanna know

how to kill somebody with a spoon?

I do! Oh, yeah!

Okay. Uh, well…

We used the spoon…

Hit a button on the machine on the counter…

Right, and it’s got those… The, uh, you know.

Those blades. The, uh… It’s got blades!

Was it a blender?

You blended somebody?

He talking about the blender, guys.

Oh, please, tell me it was a blender!

Hey,buddy,I don’t ask what it’s called, we just kill with it.

But it was a blender.

Whoo! Do y’all hear this?

You know who was like this? Ricky!

Rest in peace!

Ricky was the only soldier I had

that was ready to kill humans on sight.

Everybody else need a pep talk.

Not these two brothers.

See, all of us have suffered at the hands of man.

I mean, take me for instance.

I was a magician’s rabbit for kids’ parties.

But then bunny tricks went out of style.

So, what did my owner do?

My owner went and left magic behind

and made me disappear…

From his life!

Uh-huh.

I lived in a tattoo parlor!

The trainees used to practice on me!

Until they ran out of space!

I mean, yes, humans say they love us.

But then they turn around and throw us out like garbage.

Ain’t that right, Sea-Monkeys?

It’s not our fault we don’t look like the ad!

Yeah!

All right, you guys are joining the brotherhood.

It’s initiation time! Oh, yeah!

The what? I’m sorry, what time?

Summon the Viper!

Uh, is this Viper poisonous?

Because I should warn you, I’m very allergic to poison!

Ow!

All right. Show her!

Max’s collar!

Where is he?

What happened to him?

I ain’t saying nothing!

You’re gonna tell us where Max is.

And you’re gonna tell us now!

Is this supposed to scare me?

I’m a cat. I land on my feet.

Does it always happen?

Because your head looks like it’s taken a lot of landings.

Do you want me to cut you?

Beoause I’ll cut you this way and that. You’ll look like a waffle.

Okay.

He’s too stupid to talk, and too ugly to eat.

I’m done playing nice!

Where is Max?

OW.

Tell me!

Ooh!

Let me finish… Ow!

Help me! Ow!

Don’t look at him. Look at me.

Nobody can help you!

Where is Max?

Okay! Okay!

He’s in the sewers! He got taken!

Please! Have mercy…

Adorable puffy dog!

Snake bite! Snake bite! Snake bite!

As proof of your allegiance

you will now receive the bite

of a one-fanged, half-blind Viper

fueled by a diet

of anti-human rage!

Who wants to go first?

Uh… Okay, here’s the thing, though.

Tiny Dog-

Can I call you “Tiny Dog”?

It fits you. Let’s admit that.

Look.

Between you and the fat dog, I like you the best.

Oh, thank you!

Tiny Dog’s gonna go first.

Everybody, TD’s going first!

No,no,no.

Tiny Dog does not want to go first. Take the fat dog!

Snake bite!

No, no, no. Stop!

Snake bite! Snake bite! Snake bite!

No,no,no,no.

Stop!

What are you doing initiating a couple domestics?

Domestics?

Yeah. We just jumped those two in the alley.

Slashed off their collars.

No,no,no. That’s not true.

You said you burned your collars.

Well, “burned,” “lost,” “had them stolen by cats.”

It’s all just words, really, isn’t it?

You don’t deserve to be marked by the Viper.

Oh, no. We’ll just show ourselves out.

You deserve

to be eaten by the Viper.

Get those leash lovers!

Hold on.

Go get them, Duke. Whoa!

on…

Uh, fellas, that was an accident.

You squished the sacred Viper!

He’s a flapjack.

Oh, Viper!

Viper, you in a better place!

You and Ricky!

You ain’t never did nothing to nobody!

Well, you bit a lot of people, Viper.

So, technically, you might actually deserve this.

This might be something that was long overdue.

But it shouldn’t have came like this. Not on my watch.

Get them!

Oh, no!

Come on!

Ah! Wait up, Duke!

Hyah!

We’re sorry. Can this be over now?

We’ve got a problem.

We have so many problems.

Which one do you mean at this moment?

Stop running, dummies!

Stop it right now!

Hold your breath! Hold my breath? Ah!

Get them!

This is my least favorite part of this whole thing so far!

Friends!

I am afraid that I have some terrible news.

The squirrels are gonna take over the world!

I knew it!

I always said, squirrels are little shifty little guys.

No. We’re not doing the squirrel thing right now. That’s not…

No!

Max is missing!

He’s out there somewhere.

Lost. Scared.

So, so handsome.

We have got to find him and bring him home!

But the outside world is loud and scary.

Ooh! Is that a hawk?

This is my friend, Tiberius. He’s going to help us.

He’s not going to eat us. We’ve already been over it.

Come on, Gidget. We go out there without a leash…

We’ll get caught by a net.

Or something worse!

Yeah, like a hawk!

We’re wasting time! Max needs us!

Come on, girl, Max doesn’t even know you’re alive.

Well, I don’t care!

I love him! I love him with all of my heart!

And I’m gonna go look for Max, no matter who’s with me.

So…

Who’s with me?

All right, fine. Fine.

Oh, come on, guys.

I can’t believe you.

When I got my claws caught in the curtains

who pulled me down?

Max did.

Buddy, Mel.

When you were fixed, who taught you to sit the comfortable way?

Max did!

Max did!

Max did. He did it!

And when that random cat tried to eat Sweetpea

who saved him?

It wasn’t a random cat. It was you.

The identity of the random cat is not the point.

We’re talking about who saved him!

Max did!

We gotta save him. We gotta go save Max! Yeah!

Yeah! Let’s go save Max!

Uh, which one is Max, again?

Um…

Tiberius!

No! Bad, bad bird.

Nice little guy.

Nice little guy.

I like this bird.

Crazy bird.

Come on!

We gotta get to shore.

I only know the doggy paddle! And I don’t know it well!

Swim, Tiny Dog. Swim!

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Duke!

Help!

Max, grab the ring!

I can’t!

Keep it up, Max!

You’re doing…

Well, you’re not doing great.

But you’re not drowning, and that’s something!

You’re almost there!

Thanks, Duke.

No problem.

Finally. I’m going home.

Oh.

Isn’t home that way?

Ah! Seriously?

They’re going to Brooklyn.

They say everyone’s going to Brooklyn these days.

It’s making a real comeback.

I’m not talking about hipster real estate trends.

I’m talking about vengeance,Tattoo!

Death is coming to Brooklyn.

And it’s got buck teeth

and a cotton tail.

Let’s go!

Whee!

Hi, how are you?

幸会

Chug! Chug! Chug!

What is this crazy joint?

This is Pops’ place.

His owner is never home, so it’s kind of a hot spot.

Pops knows everyone in this city.

If he agrees to help us, Max is as good as found.

Cool! Fabulous!

Tell me you got that!

Oh, heck yes, I did.

What’s up, Peanut? Hey, Buddy.

You see Pops around here?

Yeah, he’s over there.

Hey, Pops.

Mud and sweet potatoes.

Pops!

Who’s that? What?

Oh, hey, Buddy.

How you been, old-timer?

Paralyzed.

Great! Listen, Mr. Pops,

our friend Max was taken.

Last we heard, he was lost in the sewers.

Buddy said that maybe you could help us.

You know, I do know a guy in the sewers,

but, ah,

I don’t go out anymore.

What a waste of time.

Who said that?

Oh, I said it.

By the way, I meant no offense, I just…

Have you seen yourself?

Welly-well, well, well…

Looky what we apparently have here.

Meezy would like to have a look-see.

Myron! Brows!

Oh, no.

Oh, yes.

Me like what me see.

Well, what me can see.

It’s all an attractive blur.

Uh“. Little lady, this is my city.

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I’ll find your friend.

All right, party’s over!

Myron! Vacuum!

So, where are you from, my fuzzy angel?

Dude, I’m a cat.

Well, nobody’s perfect.

I’m so hungry.

Oh, man. Would you look at that sandwich!

All right. Time to work the gift.

No, no, no!

Okay, this’ll be fine. We’re fine.

We can find our way home.

We are descended from the mighty wolf!

We have raw, primal instincts

that are mere moments away

from kicking in and leading us home!

I cannot wait!

Here it comes!

Anything?

No.

Wait! Oh, I…

No.

I don’t know, Duke.

Maybe the legend of dogs coming from wolves is just wrong.

Maybe one puppy asked his mom, “Where did we come from?”

And the mom said, “Woof.”

And the kid was like “Oh, wolves?”

And she was like, “Yeah, fine.”

Sausage.

Huh? You smell that?

Oh, man, it is.

Sausage!

Well, then, what are we waiting for?

We’re coming for you, baby!

Lower the ramp, dummy.

Who are they?

This is Puffball, Squash-Face,

Weiner Dog, Yellow Bird,

Eagle-Eye, Guinea Pig Joe.

And, of course, my girlfriend Rhonda.

100% wrong.

Good enough.

Come on! Let’s go! Move it or lose it!

Every bird instinct I have says

don’t follow a dog on wheels.

Um, Mr. Pops, sir.

Shouldn’t we be heading to the sewers?

Now, if we take the human route,

getting there is gonna take days.

You may have lots of time,

but for me every breath is a cliffhanger.

So, we gotta take the secret route.

Okay. The secret route was death.

Well, that’s that, I guess.

Come on!

Get down here!

Sweetpea…

Keep moving!

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Oh, no.

Stop it! Look away!

Come on! I don’t have all day!

Yeah!

Wheel

Come on, slowpokes!

Ugh! What is that smell?

It’s poo-poo with a dash of caca.

The scent is getting stronger.

Oh, man.

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Duke, let’s eat!

Oh, yes!

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Oh, it smells so good!

Oh yes!

Sausages!

Ah!

Come on, boys!

Holy schnitzel!

We go together Like rama lama lama ka dinga da dinga dong

Remembered forever

As shoo-bop sha wadda wadda yippity boom de boom

Chang chang changitty chang sha-bop

That’s the way it should be

Wha-oooh, yeah!

We’re for each other Like a wop ba-ba lu-bop and wop bam boom

Just like my brother is

Sha-na-na-na-na-na-na-na yippity dip de doom

Chang chang changitty chang sha-bop

We’ll always be together Ah!

Wha-oooh, yeah!

Getting a weird vibe, man.

All right, now, these guys are a bit testy.

So, just let me do the talking.

Hey, you crybaby! Where’s the Viper at?

Don’t you worry, Viper!

You will not be forgotten!

You will be avenged, Viper!

If you don’t believe me,

you can look at my battle plans.

It’s all laid out right here.

Uh, boss…

I can’t tell who anyone is.

Well, you gotta really look at it to understand it.

That’s you guys right here.

And, see, that’s Brooklyn.

That’s where we gonna get them dogs.

Bam! Bam!

That ball of fluff’s got a screw loose.

Let’s skedaddle.

You get it, you see what I’m saying.

Bottom line is, I’m coming right for you, Tiny Dog!

And that big, fat, brown dog? He gonna get it, too.

Tiny Dog?

There are lots of tiny dogs in the city.

I mean, you’re a tiny dog, okay? So, let’s just go.

He also said, “big, fat, brown dog.”

Like Max’s new roommate.

Not necessarily.

Max, Max, Max…

You are gonna get it!

That’s kind of hard to dispute.

Hey, you stay away from…

Wait, what?

You know Tiny Dog?

He’s my friend!

And some might say my boyfriend!

Uh, nobody says that.

I can’t believe you know Tiny Dog!

That’s cool. It’s such a small world,

that’s the funny thing about it.

Get them!

Scatter!

Not good!

See you guys later!

Hang on!

Everybody, run!

Derick, you idiot!

Did they all get away?

Uh…

Phew! That was a close one!

Oh, nuts!

Yes! We got one!

Oh, good for you guys!

Yay! Yeah!

Oh, yes, Tiny Dog,

we got your friend!

Advantage, me!

Uh-oh. Just ignore what just happened. Okay?

Yes!

You know what?

This may be the sausage talking,

but you’re okay.

Right back at you, man.

When I met you, I was all like,

“I don’t know if I like him.”

But now that I know you, I’m like,

“I like him.”

You know, I saw this place from the outside

many times.

Had I known what treasures awaited within these walls,

I would’ve broke down that door

a long time ago, I’ll tell you!

What are you talking about?

My old owner and I used to live around here.

Duke, man, wait.

Did you used to have an owner?

Well, it was a long time ago.

I don’t want to talk about it.

Yes, you do. Come on.

I don’t know.

But you know what?

He was so cool.

Yeah?

Yeah.

He was the best.

Man, we had fun.

We’d play fetch.

We’d go for walks.

We’d take naps.

We were both big nappers.

I got out one night, chasing a butterfly, or a car.

By the time I had caught up with it and ate it…

Probably a butterfly, then.

…I realized I was so far away from my home

I couldn’t find it.

A few days later, I was picked up by Animal Control.

I had a great thing going.

But I had to go and mess it up.

Duke, we gotta go to your house.

Nah.

Your owner’s gonna be relieved!

Will he?

Yeah, but…

But he never came for me.

Maybe he…

Maybe he didn’t like me.

Of course he liked you. He was your owner.

I mean, he’s probably worried sick!

I don’t know.

Well, I do know and we’re going!

Your owner’s gonna freak!

I’m freaking out just thinking about it.

Okay.

Let’s do it!

There they are!

All right, doggy, come on.

Hey, hey, hey!

Where do you think you’re going?

Come back here, you dogs!

That rabbit…

He had crazy eyes.

There ain’t no curing what’s wrong with that thing!

Gidget, here’s an idea.

Maybe there’s a dog in the neighborhood that looks like Max.

Start hanging out with him.

After a while, you’ll think it’s him

you’ll be done.

We are not just giving up!

We’re dedicated. We’re loyal.

We’re easily the greatest pet ever.

We’re dogs!

Cat. Hawk.

Well, congratulations!

Today you’re dogs, whether you like it or not!

Sweet.

Now let’s find Max before that rabbit does!

Break! We’re dogs!

Oh.

I don’t like it.

Sassafras…

Yep, they were here.

Excellent We’re closing in!

This is groundbreaking evil behavior, people.

Groundbreaking!

Oh!

A light bulb just went off in my brain.

The bunny has an idea.

Okay, so, uh, how do I look?

You look great.

How do I smell?

Like a dog, Duke.

Relax, man.

There it is.

Well, go on up.

Go scratch at that door.

Remember that sausage factory? That was fun, huh?

Are you stalling?

No. Why do you think that?

Let’s have a long talk about why you think I’m stalling.

Duke, you have nothing to be nervous about.

Your owner is going to be thrilled to see you.

Okay.

Huh. That car is new.

Can I help you?

No. We’re good, thanks.

You’re not good. You look dirty.

And I’m gonna have to ask you to get off my lawn

before I get, um,

what you have.

This is my lawn.

Duke, maybe we should go.

And why would Fred get a cat?

He hates cats.

That’s one of the things I love about him.

Fred? The old guy?

He, um…

He died.

Duke, maybe I made a mistake, saying we should come here.

Let’s go.

You’re a liar!

Max, cats lie all the time.

Don’t fall for it!

Who are they?

Hey, this is my home.

Go away!

Duke, it’s time to go.

Duke, let’s go! Come on!

This isn’t your home anymore.

Why did you bring me here, Max?

Wait a minute. This is my fault?

I was trying to help you!

You were trying to get rid of me!

You know what, Duke? I don’t need this.

I’ll see you later.

Gotcha!

Come on, settle down!

Go home, Max!

Hey, help me out, here!

Hold on! I’m coming!

Let’s go.

Finally got you, big fella.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Come on.

This is it for you.

Duke!

Aw.

Koochi koochi koo!

Tiny Dog!

Ah, are you kidding me?

You thought this was over, Tiny Dog?

动物 人道组织

Stop!

Huh?

本人捉到你了

Jab, jab, jab!

Body blow! Body blow!

Karate chop to your neck!

Would you get off me!

Tattoo!

No, no, no.

Oh, TD.

This kills me to say,

but we gotta join forces, man.

Whoo!

We make a great team, Tiny Dog!

Well, mainly, I’m doing all the hard work, but you’re helping!

Yes, yes, fine.

Just keep your eyes on the road. You’re driving like an animal!

Whoo-hoo!

What was that?

Oh, that was a pothole.

You’re hitting things on purpose!

Heh. You know me too well, TD!

Always keeping me in check.

Do you see the van?

Yeah, I see it.

We’re about to hit it.

Relax, Snowball, I got you.

There he is!

He’s got Snowball!

Look, fellas, this is not what this looks like.

Shush,you!

You were gonna eat the boss!

No,no,no. Snowball and I are on the same side now.

Tell them! Snowball, tell them!

That raccoon is lying.

He’s not the president.

Come on, now.

Come here, you.

Gidget?

Go, Max!

Right. Okay, gotta go.

Thank you! Thank you!

Stay down!

Duke, hang on!

Whoa!

Duke!

Max? Max!

Oh, get the keys! Right!

Hurry! Ha!

Come on, come on.

I got them!

Max!

Remember me!

I feel heroic!

And handsome.

I’m a little wet, but I still look good.

I look good.

Are you…

Are you okay?

I’m good.

I’m good.

Thanks for coming to save me, Max.

Max!

Oh, Max!

太好了!

纽约德士

You need a lift?

Yes, we need a lift!

Let’s go, Tattoo.

计价器

Taxi!

Whoa!

别的时候都 不准停车

Yeah!

Hey, hey…

Uh, Gidget, wait up.

Oh, hi, Max.

Yeah. Hi. Um…

Play it cool.

Yeah, I…

I just wanted to…

Look.

Have you ever lived across from someone your whole life,

but you don’t really appreciate them, until…

I don’t know…

Until they’re beating up dozens of animals on the Brooklyn Bridge?

I guess what I’m trying to say is…

If you ever wanna…

Okay-

Oh, great. You’re in love.

How gross for everyone. Now move it!

Good-bye! See you later! Good-bye!

Does anyone know where we are?

Bye, Max.

Bye, Gidget.

Okay, bye-bye!

See you guys.

Man, I feel sorry for them.

Gotta run home to their owners.

Not us.

Now, it’s back to our primary mission.

The downfall of the human race!

It is on, humans!

It is on!

Yeah!

Mommy! Can I have a bunny?

And a pig and a crocodile and a lizard?

Uh-oh.

Yay, bunny!

Jab, jab, jab!

Body blow! Body blow! Break-away move.

Aww…

What’s going on? What’s she doing?

Bunny, I’m gonna love you forever and ever and ever.

Aww. Bunny.

Aw.

Here you go.

Duke, this is the best part of the day.

Ooh! Is that her?

Nah, no. That’s… Wait…

Yeah, that’s her. That’s her.

Katie!

There they are!

Max and Duke, Duke and Max! Aw!

My boys!

So, how’d it go? Great, right? I…

Uh…

So, maybe a few bumps.

But I knew this was gonna work out.

So, who’s hungry?

Welcome home, Duke.

Thanks, Max.

Come on, man. Hurry it up.

Okay.

I’m coming, I’m coming.

Sheesh!

Welcome, my dogs.

Oh, you guys look weird.

Hurry up, come on in.

You said it was a costume party.

Why do you listen to me?

I’m home, Leonard.

Were you a good boy, Leonard?

All right, party’s over.

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